Ruffnut: Why Isn’t The Statue Smirking At Me?

Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.

Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?

Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.

Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.

Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.

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