This Might Come As A Surprise, But I'm Asexual.

Migraine

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

I LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOOOOOD I LOVE FOOD

I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

social anxiety comic number I’m-not-keeping-track

normally I try to add a positive uplifting message to these but idk for this one. this is just genuinely my worst nightmare in any given social situation

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.

I'll take that deal.

i should start telling people that since im a demon a bite from me will turn you into a demon also just so girls will let me bite them more often. like pspspspspsps come here dont you wanna grow horns and fangs and become immortal and evil with me? just gotta let me bite your body a bunch~ <3

It's been a few days now and I think it's time to show off my other little Goober.

He only has half of his tail and acts like an orange but I love him.

My brain just won't stop thinking.

And there's not a single thought of value going on.