IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you're trying to sleep but remember something embarrassing that happened years ago

I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

I just realized that most of my OCs are either strong elf women or little gay femboys and twinks.

And of course a secret third thing.

After much deliberation I have decided to make the mistake of joining Tumblr. I have also decided to make it everyone else's problem.

As a bonus, here's an old picture of my cat judging you!

Wake me up in the middle of the night because you just have to have me

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

Having a fast metabolism is great! I get to eat as much as I want (one of the best human experiences) and still look amazing without any effort.

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

I get the metaphor and all but why can't I be an actual dragon? Life would be wo much easier!

"I want to be a dragon."

Unusually tired today. Don't know why.