Having A Fast Metabolism Is Great! I Get To Eat As Much As I Want (one Of The Best Human Experiences)

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

She looks really interesting but I have some other favourites of dubious legality in game.

Ah, here she is. My favorite dragon in a card game full of really good dragons.

Not sure what it would be needed to fix me.

Some good food might be all it takes.

Cats are just amazing little creatures. They evolved alongside us to perfectly condition and manipulate us into loving them. They're also tiny apex predators capable of disturbing the local ecosystem if left un--

...and he's stuck in a tree again.

It's been a few days now and I think it's time to show off my other little Goober.

He only has half of his tail and acts like an orange but I love him.

I'll take that deal.

i should start telling people that since im a demon a bite from me will turn you into a demon also just so girls will let me bite them more often. like pspspspspsps come here dont you wanna grow horns and fangs and become immortal and evil with me? just gotta let me bite your body a bunch~ <3

It's time.

If anyone sees this, wish me luck!

Browsing Tumblr instead of preparing for an important interview.

social anxiety comic number I’m-not-keeping-track

normally I try to add a positive uplifting message to these but idk for this one. this is just genuinely my worst nightmare in any given social situation

I LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOOOOOD I LOVE FOOD