Migraine

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Unusually tired today. Don't know why.

Cats are just amazing little creatures. They evolved alongside us to perfectly condition and manipulate us into loving them. They're also tiny apex predators capable of disturbing the local ecosystem if left un--

...and he's stuck in a tree again.

I may not be able to be seduced romantically or sexually but if you offer me some garlic bread my life is yours.

Uh… can a bard still seduce an aroace character/npc or do they have an inherent resistance to it?

I was rewatching the double seducing bard dance and had the thought while reading the comments lol

I mean we're not official arbiters of D&D or anything but I would say no

im a twink fiend but sometimes when i see someone really skinny i feel bad for them more than anything else. you need some meat on your bones

This might come as a surprise, but I'm Asexual.

Specifically in the sense that it's not you that's turning me on but the act of you fucking my brains out that does it for me.

Had a new OC reveal herself in a dream last night. My art skills aren't good enough to put them to paper and the details are already fading...

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.

After much deliberation I have decided to make the mistake of joining Tumblr. I have also decided to make it everyone else's problem.

As a bonus, here's an old picture of my cat judging you!

This works, I have like 5 of them.

I'm being DEAD serious here guys. Make problematic ocs. I'm telling you. It's so much fun. And easier to get invested in them sometimes because they really STICK OUT in your brain. You fall in love with them.

For help developing problematic ocs try out these two methods

Method one: think of a problematic choice your oc will make. This could be; abandoning their children, killing a sibling, siding with the oppressor whatever. Work backwards from there. What are the implications of someone who would make that decision.

Method two: give them a motivation and work forwards from there. For example; they have the motivation to survive no matter what, they need to be the ruler of their society, they will not go against a specific religious/moral code etc. now make sure every decision they ever make is in line with that and crucially put things in their way that'll make them make fucked up decisions to get what they want.

Now! You have! A fucked up oc! And you will love them! I promise