Hard Cider Was Invented When Someone Decided To Make Beer That Tastes Good Instead Of Bad

I just realized that most of my OCs are either strong elf women or little gay femboys and twinks.

And of course a secret third thing.

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.

People tend to say that dragons are essentially just giant cats in terms of behavior. I'd argue that it's the other way around and cats are just tiny, fluffy dragons.

I'm not really trying to make a point here, other than maybe dragons should be real and we *should* be keeping them as pets.

Why did the gods see fit to curse me so that I regularly have to remove pieces of myself to feel whole? (shaving)

finding a term that you’ve never heard before but it resonating with you so deeply is a really cool experience

and that is why research on queer identities, whether gender, sexuality, or romance, is so needed!

from Ace Voices by Eris Young

You can take mine, I don't need one.

Design concept for my transprom fit

When I was a child I always thought that the name you were given is only temporary and that you had to choose your own "Adult name" when you grow up.

I wish younger me was right.

Having a fast metabolism is great! I get to eat as much as I want (one of the best human experiences) and still look amazing without any effort.

Cats are just amazing little creatures. They evolved alongside us to perfectly condition and manipulate us into loving them. They're also tiny apex predators capable of disturbing the local ecosystem if left un--

...and he's stuck in a tree again.