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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
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It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??
Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb
this is so ass idk how to draw anymore
life in the world to come: loss edition
Gay test
bunch of shitposts n doodles >_< some are kinda old ah well
This is what I did
William and his daily struggles.
i found this and i feel like if someone told me it was a litwtc bit i would fully believe them
everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor
How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
They just threw everything at Robert Chase just to see what stuck. He's lived like 8 lifetimes and has been in every situation possible. They needed a guy to do something and Chase would be that guy. Everyone could be talking about how they need an expert on finding the male g-spot, then all of a sudden the scene cuts to Chase putting on gloves, and we will never hear about it again.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight
house is insane. He calls remy 13 as if shes still just a number to him but also treats her like his kid half the time. He was the only one not to write kutner an obituary but his death hit him so hard he ended up in the psych ward. He faked DNA evidence in court to save a guy he actively dislikes half the time. Hes the most selfish man alive and he blames himself for everything. Hes constantly meddling in his fellows and friends lives because he doesnt know how to actually be involved with people in any way other than Scheming and Plotting. And every time he tries to get better he gets beaten back into being a miserable old man
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
im so sad I didn’t get this in a higher quality
ALSO THIS IS MY ART !!!! I JUST HAPPENED TO SEND IT TO A FRIEND
had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt
2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.
a second bumblebee has hit the flowers