"it's All In Your Head" Correct! Unfortunately I Am Also In There

having some neck pain and fatigue and immediately jumped to the conclusion I have encephalitis so I drew a clock and yeah I think I’m fine actually false alarm everyone

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

Hoose……

here’s the full thing

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I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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If House and Wilson got together in the show there would be a scene where House walks out of a closet. A patient stares at him and House lifts his cane and says "oh my leg? You should see the other guy" and walks away. Five seconds later, Wilson scrambles out of the closet with his shirt unbuttoned, his hair sticking up in every direction, and his tie pulled down. He sees the patients shocked face and and says "uh. There was. Um. See you" before running away too