Gay Test

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

how’s that house that raised you?

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

Well, he was only a child.

If uppercase letters are capital letters then what the FUCK are lowercase letters

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

heart shaped forget-me-nots

Oh my god house didn’t deserve cuddy AT ALL, and it’s kills me how much she wanted him 💔💔