Cheeze545 - Untitled

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.

House’s oral fixation but not in a sexy—sucks on a lollipop—way; in a autistic—his teeth are damaged from putting random shit in his mouth— way.

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

starting a collection of this genre of will wood post

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) house x random textposts pt.2

Hannibal legit started as a psychological horror but ended as a gay fanfic