This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.
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house’s thinning hair and little bald spot and wilson’s full thick head of hair is evidence of soulmatism. btw.
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
James Wilson 🙄 Collection Part Season 5
Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.
House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"
House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"
Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."
House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"
Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that
House: Wilson I LOVE you
Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..
Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"
Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave
They just threw everything at Robert Chase just to see what stuck. He's lived like 8 lifetimes and has been in every situation possible. They needed a guy to do something and Chase would be that guy. Everyone could be talking about how they need an expert on finding the male g-spot, then all of a sudden the scene cuts to Chase putting on gloves, and we will never hear about it again.
i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife