House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"
House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"
Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."
House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"
Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that
House: Wilson I LOVE you
Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..
Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"
Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour
why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?
was forcing my friend to listen to. marsha thankk you for the dialects i think it was and they commented on the saxophone in it and said something about how "it would be epic if he had a kazoo song" and i replied "oh buster let me put you onto this" and started playing chemical overreaction and they yelled quite loudly in the middle of the school hallway "OOOOHHH BOY THIS IS SOMETHING I COULD GET MY GROOVE ON TO!!"
There used to be so many rabbis in my neighbourhood during the winter, and now that it’s spring they’re gone??? Where did they go? I thought there would be more now, and im sad because they’re cute and I like them, even if they poop in my gardens. Then again, there’s a coyote around, so maybe it ate the poor things.