Will and (some of his) pets: Spooky, Mr. Boy and Tapeworm
(i might make this into a sticker design idk)
Gay test
this is basically a short horror film
Guys
He's um
He took too much fall damage
greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it
straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.
most common pairing on A03 for the tag "Gay Chicken" is Gregory House/James Wilson, you love to see it