House MD + Text Posts Pt. ∞

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

you're funny please try to not be excommunicated by the vatican

You can only get fired for stealing office supplies if you actually work in the building.

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

Hoose……

here’s the full thing

Hannibal legit started as a psychological horror but ended as a gay fanfic

this came to me in a half-asleep state and i threw it together in pages within a minute. sorry if it makes no sense

Gay test

(via Elon Musk stealing from children : r/RealTwitterAccounts)

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw