i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so
was forcing my friend to listen to. marsha thankk you for the dialects i think it was and they commented on the saxophone in it and said something about how "it would be epic if he had a kazoo song" and i replied "oh buster let me put you onto this" and started playing chemical overreaction and they yelled quite loudly in the middle of the school hallway "OOOOHHH BOY THIS IS SOMETHING I COULD GET MY GROOVE ON TO!!"
some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out
Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
so if a child tortures small animals that's a sign of psycopathy, what's the protocol when an old man tortures innanimate objects
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
think irish people can't be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko's quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don't tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
A hero without a cape
i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug
i cant even blame house for falling in love with wilson at first sight. i did too.