Dnis Are Evitonmental Storytelling Because You Can Instantly Imagine The Incomprehensible Hellscape Someone

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

how’s that house that raised you?

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

Quick Rowan doodle. Save me weather man save me

House’s oral fixation but not in a sexy—sucks on a lollipop—way; in a autistic—his teeth are damaged from putting random shit in his mouth— way.

I want to keep House and Wilson in a jar like fireflies

see him schmoove

posting this here without any further context

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)