you're funny please try to not be excommunicated by the vatican
You can only get fired for stealing office supplies if you actually work in the building.
Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."
so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy
and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!
well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa
and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.
we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.
alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
Most 00's shows: here's some queerbait and longing looks but no they'll never actually be gay we can't put that on tv
House MD: House and Wilson are so gay that they're too useless to fuck but here have Olivia Wilde being bi onscreen
she camp on my here until im there.
is this anything????
perfect timing s2 just got the official release date
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
This is conservatism writ large: racist white men can do no wrong, honest black men can do no right.
Look at First Felon: he built his political career on birtherism. Always promising a smoking gun and delivering nothing.