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you're funny please try to not be excommunicated by the vatican

You can only get fired for stealing office supplies if you actually work in the building.

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

one funny trait i have is that im really oblivious to flirting -- not, as is common, because my self-esteem is too low to believe anyone could be interested in me -- but because my self-esteem is too high to assume there's any ulterior motive to compliment me. a girl can be like 'wow... your eye are mesmerizingly beautiful in the sunlight' and ill be like You know youre actually so right im always thinking this too well observed

First Felon does not consult legal advice. He breaks laws, then tries to find lawyers and judges willing to sacrifice all integrity to enable his crimes.

Breaking the law is MAGA default. Zero court rulings against MAGA crimes will be obeyed.

Civil liberties and personal freedoms threaten abusers/rapists/felons.

my favorite childhood memory is having energy

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet