My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Having Energy

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

WILLIAM WOODIAM

A style recreation of Will Wood I found on Pinterest (left) and a redraw in my style! (Right)

Is it surprising I love Will Wood?

(The artist on Pinterest name is Sc00ter btw)

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Okay idk if this counts as a confession per se but every single time I listen to Against the Kitchen Floor I make sure to mime hitting my forehead in time to the claps at "I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor"

It's just become the thing I do

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they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

How far into the development of agriculture do you think people got before someone made the first "good soil is like a good woman" -joke?

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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