we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking
The Tapeworms..
so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy
and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!
well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa
and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.
we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.
i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
Medical Malpractice
(Practice of realism)
i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery
this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]
Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.