Oh...oh This....this Is Insane I'm Literally Shaking

If House and Wilson got together in the show there would be a scene where House walks out of a closet. A patient stares at him and House lifts his cane and says "oh my leg? You should see the other guy" and walks away. Five seconds later, Wilson scrambles out of the closet with his shirt unbuttoned, his hair sticking up in every direction, and his tie pulled down. He sees the patients shocked face and and says "uh. There was. Um. See you" before running away too

functional addict

this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.

There's two types of Will Wood fans, the ones who'll say that their favourite song is like BlackBoxWarrior, Suburbia Overture, or Against the Kitchen Floor, and the ones who'll say "yeah my favourite song is this unreleased track called 'Yoink of the Yukon's Public Admission of Going to Rehab' it was played live only once in 2015 here listen it's a banger" and they show you a 19 second 144p video recorded on a 3DS

Imagine you're driving and someone's stupid little car cuts you off swerving, driving like an absolute dickhead, and you honk at the car in entirely justified anger. Then you get stuck behind the same car at red lights, and while you're there the car's doors slam open, and 35 clowns come out to beat the shit out of your car with comically large mallets that wouldn't do much damage at all if there wasn't 35 of them.

You didn't even do anything wrong. You just disrespected the Holy Papal Clown Gang (not affiliated in any way with the Vatican or the catholic church) and for that they're going to teach you who's doing the fucking honking around here.

William and his daily struggles.