HAPPY DAY WHERE YOU EXITED THE WOMB SCREAMING AND COVERD IN BLOOD!

Ooc > Zhanna would probably walk across the bedding, covered in blood, and accidently put into motion an ancient blood ritual.

Did you know there's a magic anon cursing your teammates?

I DO!

THE GUNNER TOLD ME!

On an unrelated note

THE RACCOONS HAVE NEW BEDDING!

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

Why do you give me this small creature? Is this a message or bad omen?

HELLO ZHANNA! I HAVE COME ON JANE’S BEHALF TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!

🍞🪣🇺🇸🍺

🦝🦅

HAVE A NICE DAY!

-Blu soldier

Hm. Gifts are nice, but you can not make me trust you! You are Blu scum! I will name the raccoon, lieutenant scratch, and eagle, junior.

have you and jane thought of any baby names yet?

Da. We already have 2 adopted children, but one of our own we've decided on the name Liberty.

pls let me die a happy woman and crush my head with those thighs.

my mind needs to be destroyed

Your mind does not need to be destroyed but it does need to be wiped because that is stupid idea. I am engaged!

If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?

This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.

Hhhhh I love you so much 💕 ❤️

I am engaged, so while you may love me all you will ever be able to achieve is despair.

I shall admire you from a far then due to the fact you’re in a great relationship. You and Solly are my favourite couple <3

Da.

Jane, I have a gift for you!

[she gives you the finger she bit off of an anon]

THESE ARE AMAZING!

YOU ARE SPECTACULAR SWEETIE!

Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah 😽

Hello cat!