Ooc > Zhanna Would Probably Walk Across The Bedding, Covered In Blood, And Accidently Put Into Motion

Hey, bear mom. What's your favorite thing about Soldier?

He is very bombastic man. He will buy me honey so that I may go onto the battlefield with an advantage, and he will join me in the bloodshed. I adore all of him but especially this.

Hey Zhanna, It’s Sniper. Don’t think we met properly but I heard you and Soldier are engaged, one question. Would you still love Soldier if he was a worm?

Of course I would still love Jane if he was worm! It would likely be because of the old wizard if he was so I'd just kill the wizard!

Uh.. Zhanna? A magic anon clown shrunk your husband.

I am aware. Their blood will make a good mixer for Jane and I's whiskey.

ALAS I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION if i [needed/direly acquired] to FIGHT A ROBOT TO THE DEATH\n what [methods/tactics/things] would you [recommend]? I HAVE AN AXE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO KILL IT

Just bash it's head in. You can't cut metal with axe but you sure as hell can crush it!

Honestly idk how to draw you but here you go!

I look great in this artistic rendition of me. I will put it on wall next to Jane's many portraits!

Hello Zhanna! How are you today? Also you're very pretty :D

I am good. I beat up the scout thinking he was rodent. That was fun. Thank you for the compliment to my beauty. I find that Jane's ear necklace really completes me.

pls let me die a happy woman and crush my head with those thighs.

my mind needs to be destroyed

Your mind does not need to be destroyed but it does need to be wiped because that is stupid idea. I am engaged!

NOOOOOOOO I MISSED THE BIRTHDAY NOOOOOOOO

It's ok I forgive you, though you do seem to be very forgetful. First your dragon, and now this?

!!SURPRISE HUG!!

Hello mysterious unamed person. Are you attempting to restrain me? Ha, is feeble attempt, but Zhanna appriciates anyways!

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I'm going to sleep, I won't be answering asks for a couple hours so buh byeee ^w^