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“Are you currently on fire? No? Then it’s not a fire hazard!”

My Master Electrician (via crescentwrenches)

Slytherin Friendships

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

The most deadly combination

Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM

These are the people who bring down governments

And hack extremely secure databases

For fun

While drinking vodka

If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend

It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life

LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

Oh man

Be careful with these ones

They make a really good team during physical fights/duels

“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”

Getting drunk together

Crazy pranks

Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends

They give each other advice on how to flirt

Lots of bickering

“You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all

They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other

Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization

They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally

If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives

Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them

They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other

They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better

Lots of devious schemes

They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

How light can change your appearance.

God, I do not get paid enough to explain to a bunch of high schoolers why I have all these condoms today.

Sound guy, today. (via readyoncurtain)

Honestly, I can’t wait until the high school productions of Hamilton start going up.

I can’t wait to see all these shows put on by young people with multiracial Hamiltons and hijabi Elizas, a Native boy playing George Washington and a South Indian girl workin’ it as Angelica.

When young people of color all over the country get to embody the narratives they learn in history class, that’s when this story will truly belong to all of us.

Whom else in here is gay and refuses to have healthy habbits

Just listen…

It’s exactly what you think

What do you want, Burr? 

Fourth in the series of Hamilton characters + lyrics (previously: Hamilton - Eliza - Washington). This is definitely my favorite so far, although it does show off my terrible lack of ability to write in cursive.