What Do You Want, Burr? 

Ok, so now I just need to find a gay infj

pros & cons of the mbti-types: ENTP

pros:

- always ready to party!!

- sarcastic lil shit

- “so what it´s rock and roll!”

- flirty and attractive personality

- has the combined charisma of 20 000 people

- mischiveous

- patrick from the perks of being a wallflower

- sirius black

- will make any infj swoon

- THEY ARE WONDERFUL OKAY

cons:

- may bottle up their feelings

- what are the cons of these beutiful people anyways???

poe dameron: wow the stars are beautiful

finn: yeah they are

poe: do you know who else is beautiful?

finn: *blushes* who?

rey walking behind them: bb-8

finn & poe: that's true

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot: you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

Very helpful. #techtheatre #lightboard (at The Rylander Theatre)

Female pilots edited out of the Star Wars movies.

Jefferson/Madison/Burr: Hamilton we know you stole money from the government

Hamilton: HAH! YOU GOT IT WRONG! I was cheating on my wife! Who looks bad now?

Jefferson/Madison/Burr:...still...you...

Dear Carpentry

As a lighting tech, I absolutely love all that I do. But the scent of fresh cut wood beats the scent of whatever it is that’s burning in my lekos.

And for that, you have my eternal admiration.

Slytherin Friendships

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

The most deadly combination

Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM

These are the people who bring down governments

And hack extremely secure databases

For fun

While drinking vodka

If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend

It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life

LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

Oh man

Be careful with these ones

They make a really good team during physical fights/duels

“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”

Getting drunk together

Crazy pranks

Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends

They give each other advice on how to flirt

Lots of bickering

“You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all

They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other

Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization

They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally

If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives

Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them

They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other

They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better

Lots of devious schemes

They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything