God, I Do Not Get Paid Enough To Explain To A Bunch Of High Schoolers Why I Have All These Condoms Today.

Jefferson/Madison/Burr: Hamilton we know you stole money from the government

Hamilton: HAH! YOU GOT IT WRONG! I was cheating on my wife! Who looks bad now?

Jefferson/Madison/Burr:...still...you...

You've heard of wandering aimlessly around on stage, now get ready for:

Staying in your light

A lovely couple I saw in a cafe.

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Lovely Asks

Lavender: Name something that relaxes you.

Polaroid: Post a picture that makes you feel good about yourself.

Vinyl: What is some of your favorite music?

Incense: List your three favorite scents.

Roots: How do you ground yourself or recharge?

Silk Sheets: Any ways you treat or spoil yourself?

Paintbrushes: Do you have a creative past-time?

Scars: Share something difficult you've been through.

Rainstorms: What helps you fall asleep?

Bones: Name one strength and one weakness.

Teacups: Favorite beverages?

Sealing Wax: Have you ever received a letter or written one to someone else?

Dragons: What makes you feel powerful, what breathes life into you?

Soup: Comfort food?

The Moon: What's your favorite thing to do at night?

Klosh: If you could go back to any three era's what would they be?

Lace: Your favorite things to wear?

Pocketwatch: If you could be immortal or have an extremely long life span what would you pick and why?

Honeybee: Name something positive you have done for yourself or someone else in the last two weeks.

Typewriter: If you had to come up with ten words to describe your life story so far, what would they be?

Blue Hair Dye: One thing you like about your appearance?

Felines: Something that makes you feel better after a hard day?

Poetry: If you have one, name a favorite book or poem.

The first production photos have been released from Hartford Stage’s premiere staging of Anastasia!

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Slytherin Friendships

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

The most deadly combination

Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM

These are the people who bring down governments

And hack extremely secure databases

For fun

While drinking vodka

If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend

It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life

LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

Oh man

Be careful with these ones

They make a really good team during physical fights/duels

“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”

Getting drunk together

Crazy pranks

Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends

They give each other advice on how to flirt

Lots of bickering

“You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all

They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other

Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization

They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally

If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives

Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them

They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other

They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better

Lots of devious schemes

They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff