Kirbo

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

so recently i’ve become aware that i know very little about the aro community, and different types or relationships that aro people can be in. so basically just drown me in aro education.

actually just drown me in lgbtq+ education, cause i need/want to know more. to know more:)

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

Give doot doot... for science

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

THIS MAN ASKED ME TO BUY A SINGULAR POTATO AGAIN

HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE CURRY OR ANYTHING HE JUST WANTED THE ONE POTATO

IT IS 10:30 PM

WHY DID THIS MAN NEED ONE POTATO AT 10:30????

My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

Drew a human Bill Cipher today

I remember my friend texting me in the middle of the night and being like, "Knuckles is here," and it was really confusing the first time it happened. They said they were seeing Knuckles in the corner of their room, kist staring and had a full-on conversation with him it was all very odd. It just happens every now and then, and neither of us knows why it happens. At some point, Hastune Miku was with Knuckles, and their neighbor was Goku?? And then they thought I think it was Springtrap was outside their room because they kept hearing noises.

My friends and I are an odd bunch.

Anyways I hope you achieve your dream of becoming Knuckles. I honestly might draw this later.

I wish I was Knuckles. maybe not forever. but I'd like to be Knuckles for a day

THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.