The Story Of Kfc Fucks Me Up Man. The Colonel Founded This Gas Station That Expanded To Restaurant, The

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so recently i’ve become aware that i know very little about the aro community, and different types or relationships that aro people can be in. so basically just drown me in aro education.

actually just drown me in lgbtq+ education, cause i need/want to know more. to know more:)

every so often I think about Kid Icarus: Uprising and goddamn dude

what a miracle game

what do you mean you got some of the best composers to ever do it in one spot for one game

I may not be able to change the world or the government, but I can at least shit on the dumbasses we have in power in the U.S.

About to write the most VILE fanfic to shit on Trump and Elon specifically guys, stay tuned for your America Fandom content on my Ao3 account guys

It's the little things we can do in life..

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

A newly opened bar has a sign outside, beer for only $3 

A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.

After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.

This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.

One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.

With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”

beautiful people all across the globe are reading and looking at this post right now. you are one of them and there might be as many as four other people looking at this post right now that are also beautiful

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it