I Remember My Friend Texting Me In The Middle Of The Night And Being Like, "Knuckles Is Here," And It

this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it

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My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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3 stages of life :-

BIRTH

What the hell is this

DEATH

It's true, bonus points if we're anxious

I love cavetown sm, sliiping lately, empty bed, and boys will be bugs are pretty good imo

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anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

pronoun buddies

anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck