My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.
He then told me to buy a singular potato.
Just one potato, nothing else
A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato
And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"
I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???
I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.
We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.
qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)
<3
THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
So I like writing songs and hope to produce something one day as a synthv or vocaloid producer, and tell me why I physically can not write anything not depressing????
Like I've written so many songs and all of them are about my depression.
W H Y .
Why can't I write something about like, I don't know, someone making a friend without ending it with some sort of metaphor for being abandoned? (Thats literally one of my songs)
Send help pls 🙏
Did I unexpectedly tear up when reading this? Yes, yes I did.
From Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin
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I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.
no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.
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