So I Like Writing Songs And Hope To Produce Something One Day As A Synthv Or Vocaloid Producer, And Tell

WE OUT THE GRIPPY SOCKS JAIL BITCHESSSS

i got psych ward stories to share at some point, anyone that wants to hear will get them

also ill continue yttd as bidoofs at some point to just not rn

Did I unexpectedly tear up when reading this? Yes, yes I did.

From Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

THIS MAN ASKED ME TO BUY A SINGULAR POTATO AGAIN

HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE CURRY OR ANYTHING HE JUST WANTED THE ONE POTATO

IT IS 10:30 PM

WHY DID THIS MAN NEED ONE POTATO AT 10:30????

My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

Is it normal to just like "fake preform(?)" while listening to music?

Like ill blast inabakumori (specifically the loudest ones or floating moonlight city) at 3am and just jump around my room like im preforming at a miku expo

Or ill put on mitski and just walk around while being overly dramatic while whisper-screaming "MOM, WILL YOU WASH MY BACK THIS ONCE?"

Ive asked my qpps about this and apparently they do it a lot too but they usually just pretend like they are playing an instrument

I grab a rainbow slug (he is mr. slug i love him and my zucchinis sm bc one of them got me him) and us it as a mic while i just go absolutely beserk at ungodly hours jumping, "dancing," and singing/screaming like "I DONT KNOW WHERE THE THOUGHTS ARE COMING FROM, PULL MY STRINGS AND SWALLOW ICHOR"

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qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)

<3

Real.

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical