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If it was not clear already by my very existence, i am a moron

This happened like last month but i forgot abt it until just now so whatever

For some context, im allergic to walnuts and almonds and i am lactose intolerant. Ive never had walnuts and my family never buys anything that has them in them, however we have some things that contain almonds and lactose in them. I am also left home by myself a lot

Now, you could probably tell where this is going, but one day i was by myself because i came home from school and i got bored.

Whenever i get bored it is not a good thing i always do something stupid

My mom had bought almond butter dates the day before. So like a totally normal human, i thought "hey, ykw im bored, lets see if im still allergic to almonds!!" (Spoiler alert: i am.)

So i had some, and while i didnt have that bad of an allergic reaction my throat was still very itchy and my chest hurt a little. And so in order to try to make my throat less itchy, i tried drinking milk which, obviously, made it worse

I should also mention we dont have epipens nor do i know how to use one, my parents just never got any

So tl;dr (idk if its long enough to warrant this but i dont really care) I was home alone, eating stuff im allergic to, with no way to stop any reaction if it happened bc im just soo smart

A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Drew a human Bill Cipher today

guys idk how to explain it but like im such an allay like im so silly and whimsical in the way that can only be described as an allay im just a little guy a little teal guy if you need help ill help you im a little guy a little allay

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Reblog if you wish you didn't have biological sex. If you wish you could just be an androgynous being whose gender presentation was determined only by the things you wear and your behavior.

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