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A newly opened bar has a sign outside, beer for only $3 

A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.

After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.

This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.

One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.

With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”

I get like really focused on random things and I don't really know why, but here's what's been on my mind for about a week:

The fact that people who sell food products have to be so like specific about every detail of what goes into their food no matter how obvious it is. I'm saying this because there is ONE thing I read that every time I eat from the jar, I just go, "but why tho???"

And I know there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers in this world who caused stupid laws to be put into action, but riddle me this batman:

Say you bought a jar of peanuts.

What is in the jar? What could possibly be in the jar?

Maybe it's peanuts??? Or is that too far-fetched for some people to think???

BECAUSE ON THE JAR OF PEANUTS, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DISCLAIM THAT THE PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS AND "MAY CONTAIN TREE NUTS" AND IT HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN SINCE I MADE THIS REALIZATION THAT IT IS ON THERE.

Like I understand, people want to legally cover their asses for every possible situation. And like since you already have to be so specific about what is in your food product since people have to ingest it and could get sick if they eat the wrong thing, so it makes sense to just do it on all foods.

But like it's so stupid to me like picture this:

Someone walks into a nearby Keyfood and finds a lovely jar of peanuts. They look at the allergy label, seeing if there is anything they are allergic to. Finding nothing, they smile to themself. It must be their lucky day!

They pay for the jar and make their way into their humble abode, ready to consume the delectable goods contained in the jar. They open it and take a small, round peanut and plop it into their mouth, feeling the satisfying crunch of eating it.

Suddenly, they feel panic as their throat starts to close up, their face getting puffy. Oh no, is this an allergic reaction? But they were so careful in reading what the jar of peanuts contained through the allergy warning. Could the jar of peanuts have contained the one thing they were allergic to? Could it have had... peanuts?!

LIKE YOUR ACTIVELY GRABBING A JAR OF PEANUTS FOR CONSUMPTION DO YOU REALLY NEED A WARNING THAT STATES THE FACT THAT SAID JAR OF PEANUTS CONTAINS THE NUT KNOWN AS THE PEANUT???

Like in a court of law, I feel like the judge would have to legally side with the plaintiff since it didn't like say on the label that it contains peanuts, but from a logical standpoint I don't think you should be suing the manufacturer for not putting this label on their product.

Instead, I believe YOU SHOULD BE SUING THE EDCUATION SYSTEM THAT CLEARLY FAILED YOU AS YOU HAVE LITTLE TO NO COMPREHSION SKILLS. HELL, I FEEL LIKE THEY TOOK AWAY THESE SKILLS AS MAYBE A TODDLER WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT A JAR OF PEANUTS HAVE PEANUTS IN THEM.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk about what random thing this week has randomly been ingrained into my mind and fully captured my attention for a lot longer than it should have.

YES I LOVE YTTD MORE PPL NEED TO PLAY IT ITS AMAZING AND AAAAA I COULD GO ON FOR SO LONG ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEEEEEES PLAY THE GAME PEOPLE

AND IF U HAVE PLAYED THE GAME THEN CAN WE BE FRIENDS SILLY YTTD FRIENDS AND CAN WE GIGGLE LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN AND SOB WHILE WE TALK ABT IT???? WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED 🙏 🙏 🙏

can we get a look into toya's brain. what goes on in there

not a lot.

if anyone wants to use this as a template its below the cut, @ me if u do :)

I come bearing bidoofs.

I have finished the rest of the main 12 participants

Ill start on the dummies + (possibly) megumi in like an hr or smth

So i was scrolling through my gallery and i just remembered this one project i had and never finished

It was made purely to annoy one of my friends and i was supposed to do more for it but i lost motivation, it was supposed to be all the characters and it was going to be like a trailer with some cgs done too (i was bored on some random tuesday over the summer)

Anyways i give you, your turn to bidoof (last image is a slight spoiler for the end of chapter 1-2 ig):

I had a vision.

If anyone wants ill actually finish this

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

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“No”