I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE TAGGED IN ONE OF THESE OMG

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I just chugged the monster i am physically more tired and cold but my brain is running so much faster than normal which is saying a lot

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

Real.

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

reki redraw 2023 edition

beautiful people all across the globe are reading and looking at this post right now. you are one of them and there might be as many as four other people looking at this post right now that are also beautiful

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

Anyone wanna hear my plan to get rid of Trump and Elon via rabid flying squirrles

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits