Bruh, I'm 23 & I Have Several Plushies Above My Bed & 2 More On My Bed.

I really hope PM Seymour sees this post.

Vil: (To Mc from his expensive car) Get in, potato! We’re going shopping!

Ageless blogs & minors, DNI!

Probably the stupidest post I'll ever make (might end up deleting this later), but here we go!

Is it weird/wrong to make &/or like Malleus x reader fanfics? Especially of the nsfw variety? Lemme explain.

If the translations from Lilia's farewell party in ep. 7 are accurate (PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong), Malleus isn't an adult yet? He's currently 178 years old & dragon fae must be 1,000 years old to be considered an adult( both according to Lilia). Again, PLEASE let me know if this information is incorrect. I'd hate to spread misinformation.

The point of me bringing this up is that Idk if I should make Malleus x reader fanfics if he's not an adult (in terms of dragon fae kind). Yeah, he looks like an adult & acts like one (even if immature at times), but is it weird to make romantic &/or sexual fanfics of him? I'm confused & I hate that I'm overthinking this.

To anyone who's at least 18 yrs. old, I'd love to hear your guys' input on this matter. It's probably really stupid of me to think about this (most likely is & I'm sorry for that), but I'd rather ask than to dwell on it for so long.

M A J E S T I C L L A M A!

May I humbly request to see pegallama herder, hippocampus rider, and dracocapra shepard again? I know it's been a VERY long time since you last drew them, but those characters and the fun little world they lived in always made me happy every time I saw them (◕ᴗ◕✿)

oh wow, it's literally been half a decade since I last drew them, huh. :') I don't really post stuff like this here anymore, but I'll always be fond of these guys!

Masterlist

Started: 10/29/2022

Last updated: 6/17/2023

Total works: 7

Twisted Wonderland

Pomefiore

Diasomnia

This is so good! I hope to see more in the future.

so uhhh I don’t normally get the Animatic Urge, but for some reason I really wanted to do this little bit from 6-37! there’s not really a punchline or anything, I just…inexplicably felt like drawing this scene (by which I mean the first little bit of this scene, minus a few lines for ~streamlining~ and the sake of not spending forever on it).

it was gonna be just for me but, eh, it’s hardly the most pointless thing I’ve ever posted, now you can enjoy(?) it too! 👍

(Y/n): (Mumbles after they stub their toe against some furniture) Fuck me...

Malleus: (Looks at (Y/n) with a seductive look on their face) Well that can be arranged, my love.

(Y/n): (Realizes that Malleus heard what they've said) WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

I wouldn't mind having this happen to me.

OKAY OKAY HEAR.ME.OUT. what if reader never get approved as queen and Malleus's grandma force him to marry a girl from a noble family. So instead of become a queen Malleus ask her to become an official Mistress , and she agreed ( because she love him ofc) but then here everything went down, Malleus become very possessive of the reader. she can't go out from the mistress palace and only selected maids will be serving her. Every night , malleus will go to mistress palace instead of the empress. reader become the rumoured mistress, everyone knew he have a missress but no one knew her face . Even the mistress palace is rumoured to be extravagant with the king's gift but it's completely opposite with the empress the king doesn't even touch her. Soon the first child were born , it's the reader child and the empress have no choice but to adopt it and the prince become the crown prince. The empress decide she have enough and wanted to paid a visit to the mistress. But instead of mad the empress took liking of her and they get along during their secret meeting. One day reader ask the empress if she could help her escape but then the empress finally confess she also in love with the reader the same way Malleus do and Malleus already know about her feeling SKSKSKKS (imagine bro yandere malleus x misress y/n x yandere empress)

expect yandere malleus and yandere empress to collab together to keep mistress y/n from running away :D

mistress y/n's son will definitely be crown prince. yandere empress will pamper the son and mistress y/n so much, yandere malleus will need to step up his game and throw in more attention and gifts just so that mistress y/n will have her eyes on yandere malleus.

mistress y/n is definitely in distress. she thought that the empress will help her... instead of helping yandere malleus.

now, the amount of bodyguards needed to guard mistress y/n has been doubled. it's quite safe to say that the king and empress(or queen) of briar valley only have their eyes on mistress y/n.

mistress y/n > everything

maybe mistress y/n should just give up and live a luxurious life within the castle walls with her two "lovers" and son.

As a Hispanic with light-skinned family members, I feel you. Also, I would like to apologize on amanda's behalf because I know for SURE that bitch ain't apologizing for her ignorance.

I saw your post earlier about your oc with malleus, and i wondering if your pinoy because of your oc's design👁👁

“Pinoy MalleYuu isn’t real it can’t hurt you”

Pinoy MalleYuu:

Took your ask as an opportunity to share my Visual Novel’s sprite designs!

When you think of “Filipino Casual Fashion”, what do you see? Of course it’s titong nagbabakasyon sa Boracay fashion! 😂 (Resident uncle vacationing at Boracay Beach) You thought you’d never see Malleus wearing shorts? Well now you have LOL.

Note: The PH does not exist in this VN. The setting is on an island inspired by Southeast Asia, but is not a faithful representation of its culture or values. Yuu is also a placeholder and I plan to make other selectable, limited appearances of her.

I crack my eggs against the side of the bowl I’m gonna whisk them in.

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical