(Y/n): (Mumbles After They Stub Their Toe Against Some Furniture) Fuck Me...

Vil: (To Mc from his expensive car) Get in, potato! We’re going shopping!

Diasomnia posts

Fanfics

A Fae’s Snowy Celebration (Part 1), A Fae’s Snowy Celebration (Part 2)

Pater Meus (Part 1)

Incorrect quotes

Yuu is THE Child of Man

Yuu stubs their toe (NSFW)

Shitposts/Memes

Malleus “Hello Kitty” edit

Doing my part by reblogging.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Gotta reblog for the sake of Employment Jelly. :3

In this household, we stan an open-minded king!

"... No matter how much knowledge one possesses, if you do not taste it for yourself, you will never truly understand the complexity of such flavors."

"Truly, how fascinating it is to actually experience this."

Another thing I love about Malleus is how self-aware he is despite being (understandably) emotionally stunted. He may be selfish and whimsical sometimes, but he does know and recognize whenever and wherever he falls short.

Although he IS a superior being, he knows he's not a god and is prone to making mistakes. One such recent instance was when he lectured Silver and Sebek on what he thought was a grotesque, but upon closer inspection it really WAS a gargoyle. He apologized right away and humbly thanked them both for showing it to him. This shows that no matter the status of who he's talking to, he is level-headed and fair first and foremost. He also applauds those who he thinks deserves it, as we see in his conversations with Riddle.

This is another one of his humble moments. He's aware that he's smart and intelligent, yet he also knows that those are nothing compared to actual experience. He recognizes that and wish to amend his shortcomings.

Really, despite his private personality being childish and a menace sometimes, you can't deny that he's got a very, very good aptitude to be king.

As a Hispanic with light-skinned family members, I feel you. Also, I would like to apologize on amanda's behalf because I know for SURE that bitch ain't apologizing for her ignorance.

I saw your post earlier about your oc with malleus, and i wondering if your pinoy because of your oc's design👁👁

“Pinoy MalleYuu isn’t real it can’t hurt you”

Pinoy MalleYuu:

Took your ask as an opportunity to share my Visual Novel’s sprite designs!

When you think of “Filipino Casual Fashion”, what do you see? Of course it’s titong nagbabakasyon sa Boracay fashion! 😂 (Resident uncle vacationing at Boracay Beach) You thought you’d never see Malleus wearing shorts? Well now you have LOL.

Note: The PH does not exist in this VN. The setting is on an island inspired by Southeast Asia, but is not a faithful representation of its culture or values. Yuu is also a placeholder and I plan to make other selectable, limited appearances of her.

What in the absolute frick. This has no right to be such a cute story.

Twisted Wonderland Anya Like MC Faints Because Of Magicam Monsters

Spoilers for Halloween event!

Diasomnia members know about Anya Like MC’s power here!

You thought that your first Halloween in Twisted Wonderland would be fun.

It was your first time celebrating Halloween actually.

You had your very own dragon costume like Lilia and Malleus.

First day of Halloween week was so much fun for you.

But…

When magicam monsters showed up…

You weren’t sure anymore.

You sure attracted those magicam freaks with your cuteness.

They thought that a photo of you would bring lots of likes.

A huge crow was surrounding you wherever you go.

Those freaks made you feel uncomfortable.

As a telepath you weren’t on good terms with crowds.

Especially very crowded ones…

You tried to bear with it.

Your father Lilia and Malleus was busy with the Ramshackle attraction. So you were with your big brother Silver and Sebek, checking the situation in the other attractions.

“Those magicam monsters… Everyone is literally suffering because of them.”

“Hmph! Lowly humans..!”

“MC hates them too.”

“Don’t worry little lady! I will protect you from those lowly human beings!”

Then you suddenly heard a loud rumble behind you.

“Oh my god! Look at that girl!”

“Is she a NRC student too?!”

“She looks so young though. Is she a prodigy?!”

“I need to take a photo with her!”

“Hey! I saw her first! I will take a photo with her first!”

“That photo would get thousands of likes!”

Oh no…Magicam monsters.

Unfortunately before you could run away they already surrounded you with cellphones in their hands.

“Big brother! Sebek! Save me!”

Sebek and Silver tried their best to take you away from the crowd but they failed.

“You lowly humans! Leave little lady alone!”

Sebek was about to take out his magipen when Silver stopped him.

“We are not allowed to hurt them Sebek.”

“But little lady..!”

“We have to find another way. And your magic can harm MC in this crowd. So it’s not a safe option.”

You started to feel dizzy from all of the peoples thoughts.

It was so noisy and disturbing for you.

Your nose started to bleed and you felt sick.

When Silver and Sebek managed to get you out of the crowd you were about to faint.

“MC! You are bleeding!”

“Big brother…. MC doesn’t feel so good.”

Silver used a napkin to cover your nose and carried you.

“Sebek we need to get her to infirmary.”

“Yes! Quickly!”

You fainted in Silver’s arms when he was carrying you to infirmary.

When you opened your eyes you found yourself in one of the infirmary beds.

Your family was sitting beside you with a worried expression on their faces.

“MC! Thanks seven you are awake!”

“Chi chi…”

It was the first time you saw Lilia’s face like that. You could tell that he was worried sick for you.

“MC is okay now chi chi! It doesn’t hurt anywhere.”

“I am so glad that you are okay.”

“Little lady I apologize! I failed to protect you from those magicam monsters!”

“But big brother and you saved MC from them! MC would be in worse condition if you didn’t. Thank you big brother! Thank you Sebek!”

“Little lady… I won’t let you down in the future!”

“MC… we were really worried when you lost your consciousness. Did they do something to you?”

“Not at all big brother. But… their thoughts was so loud and noisy. MC couldn’t handle it.”

“I see. So your nose bleed as a side effect?”

“Yup.”

“So that’s what happened huh… Those magicam monsters… How bold of them to mess with my daughter.”(I will make them suffer. Peace won’t be an option.)

(Chi chi can be really scary…)”Um… Chi chi. Where is Tsunotarou?”

“He is in a meeting with the headmaster and all other dorm leaders. He is also worried about you a lot so he promised that he will come to visit you once the meeting is over.”

“Okay.”

“Would you like to go back to Diasomnia? Can you walk?”

“Yes. I want to go back to Diasomnia chi chi.”

“Very well. Let’s go everyone.”

Meanwhile in the meeting…:

“Principal Dire! Those Magicam monsters actually harmed a student! This is unacceptable!”

“Dorm Leader Rosehearts I know you are angry but-“

“Oh wow… Seriously? Are we just gonna ignore how those normies harass plus harms the students?”

“Wait… What did I miss? Who did they harm again?”

“MC fainted because of them Al-Asim-san.”

“Say what now?!”

“Uh… This meeting is pointless. We just need to punish them right? End of the discussion.”

“We certainly cannot do that Dorm Leader Kingscholar!”

“But they have no right to do that too. Maybe we should solve this with a contract.”

“No we can’t!”

“Principal Dire I understand that you are worried about the reputation of NRC. But are you really going to pretend that none of this happened.”

“Of course not! They made MC faint after all! And… Crewel would beat me to death if I ignore the fact that MC was harmed. He really adores her.”

“Dire Crowley… MC is my beloved friend. If you ignore the fact that she was harmed I think I could do something so much worse than that. And I think you would feel Lilia’s wrath as well and trust me it’s not a pretty sight. I hope I made myself clear.”

Silence filled the room. Surprisingly Idia was the one who broke this silence.

“Wow… Um… So technically if principal doesn’t do anything about it NRC might not exist anymore? Now that I think about it. Ortho always considered MC as his little sister so… we are lucky he hasn’t heard anything about this yet.”

“Maybe we should cancel the Halloween party…”

“No! MC looks forward to that party!”

“We shall make this party happen!”

And that is how dorm leaders came up with a genius plan of scaring Magicam monsters away.

You can be sure that Lilia and Malleus got your revenge.

And Lilia insisted you to stay in bed for a day.

You didn’t got bored in that day because you had lots of visitors such as Ortho.

“MC. I heard that you fainted! Are you okay?”

“I am okay big brother Ortho!”

“Your health data seems very good indeed! I am glad that you are okay! Don’t worry! My big brother and everyone else is scaring off those Magicam monsters! They won’t bother us again!”

You had lots of fun at the Halloween party.

Walking at the parade was your favorite part of it.

“Chi chi! MC loved Halloween!”

“Fufufu… I am glad that you enjoyed it!”

“Happy Halloween chi chi!”

“Happy Halloween my daughter.”

Lilia in the 2nd panel has me absolutely deceased. Not even the 3rd panel has gotten me as much as the previous one.

it’s been another bad art week, so here’s a bunch of even rougher than usual doodles that I’m probably not going to do anything else with :U

there’s lots of other stuff I should probably be drawing instead, but honestly, I just wanna make dumb twst jokes right now. sorry!

Holy fucking shit I was SO confused when I saw Lilia & Leona trending. I was already against these people because SOMEONE could've died from the stampede or have been crippled for life. Also, I really don't get Leona's stance on not wanting to be in second place when he had to resort to the lowest, pettiest tactic to win. That's him being an absolute brat that got off too easy, imo.

Goes to show how little these people know about TWST lore.

Lilia is trending again on bird app because of his stunt vs Leona at the Savanaclaw chapter 🙄

They're all like "he'S aN aDULt hE shOULd'vE acTEd beTTer"

Aside from him being a faerie, literally Lilia's entire existence and reason for living is to protect the royal family of Briar Valley. I don't think the little man would hesitate to obliterate that entire school if they all gang up to threaten Malleus. And Leona attempted to stampede Malleus, so his anger was absolutely logical and expected.

This is most likely the reason why Lilia wasn't in GloMas; he would've absolutely drained Rollo's blood and used it to wash soiled underwear for what that guy did.

I don't care to defend him. I really don't think Diasomnia (except for Silver) is nice at all. But it's stupid to scream and cry at the writers that "Lilia should've been nicer" because that's absolutely illogical and against his character. Please learn to take media objectively instead of demanding every and all characters in existence to become a template character from Teletubbies. 🙄

When are you going to do the part 2 of the fae snowy celebrations

I'll probably work on the rough draft for part 2 tomorrow or some time this week. I'm going back to college for winter classes on Jan. 3, so I've still got some time.

I'm honestly happy it got as much engagement as it did. It's got 64 notes as of the typing of this reply. I would've continued the series even if it wasn't so well received because I like the MalleYuu ship. Plus, I wanna keep making fanfics to improve my storytelling ability.

Also, since I've spontaneously came up with this idea, Idk how many parts it's gonna have. Maybe it'll have at least three, but I can't promise you all that. I'll see what happens later on this week.