I Wouldn't Mind Having This Happen To Me.

As someone who recently had to make a tuna pasta salad that my mom loves again, I agree with preserving recipes. The website where I originally found the recipe (Southern Living) had it taken down. I found it on another website before it was taken down as well. Lucky for me, I screenshotted the ingredients list beforehand. I'm either too lazy to write all recipes I find down, not motivated enough, etc., but I should write them down though. Another incident similar to this was when my mom had to phone one of my aunts over the brand of clams used in a linguini recipe she gave us. I feel like Tumblr's algorithm's secretly listening to my conversations with my mom because we had the "preserving recipes" discussion before.

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

Vil: (To Mc from his expensive car) Get in, potato! We’re going shopping!

Never thought I'd see fan art that actually scared me for a second, but here we are.

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Malleus is photogenic 😌

For context, this person & I are in the middle of an rp where Malleus had a sister who was transported to Planet Popstar (yes, the same one from the Kirby series) when she was a baby. She gets taken to Night Raven College via a horse drawn carriage (the same one seen in the prologue of the game, etc.) when she's an adult.

When Lilia saw her at the end of the entrance ceremony, he was 100% certain she was the VoT's long-lost princess.

Yuu wasn't 100% sure & wanted to take some DNA tests to prove it (she didn't want to give Malleus false hope). While the results are being processed, Malleus is losing sleep from the emotional turmoil of losing his sibling & the idea that his sibling returned.

Malleus Draconia

AGFJAWEFWPIFGAWOFNEAW! SO FREAKIN’ CUTE! <3

Imagine what it’s like to kiss Malleus Draconia…

How when you first asked him to kiss you, Malleus chuckled. Not mockingly or jokingly, but out of pure delight. Did you know how adorable and endearing you were? Or how much you made his heart soar? When others would avoid him or fear him—you, the love of his life, just asked for a kiss. He was more than happy to; cupping your cheek so tenderly before placing his lips ever so lightly on yours. It was chaste, gentle, and even fleeting, as you both wished for more.

How when he’s feeling particularly touch starved Malleus will hold onto your hand; playing with your fingers, brushing your soft skin with the pad of his thumb, tracing the lines in your palm so lightly it almost tickles you. He smiles, almost completely lost in thought as he pulls your hand towards him, kissing your knuckles, your palm, and each and every pad of your finger. It’s tender, sweet, and even playful when his lips ghost the sensitive skin enough that it can even raise a giggle out of you. 

How when you’re cuddling close to him, wrapped tightly in his strong, warm arms that he’ll nestle his head into you as best he can, gripping you so tightly that it’s like he’s afraid you’re some distant dream that he’ll wake up from. Malleus presses kisses all along your shoulder blades, going up your neck and across your jaw—they’re almost desperate as he kisses every inch of you he can reach before he finally buries his head into the crook of your neck. 

How when Malleus and you say “hello” or “goodbye”, each and every time he’ll lean down enough that you can meet his bright green eyes. He’ll grab your hand to press a kiss on your knuckles, then move onto your forehead—lingering there longer than normal, the feeling of his lips upturning into a small smile as he inhales your scent, and admires the warmth of your skin. It’s a ritual; like a token of good luck, or a reminder that you’ll see each other again soon. 

How when you fall asleep near him; having stayed up way longer than you should have, that he’ll take note of how peaceful you look. Admiring the softness of your features, the calmness of your expression—Malleus’ heart warmed by the sheer thought that you trusted him so much that you fell asleep. He’ll pick you up, brushing the hair from your head as he gently places you somewhere more comfortable, pulling a blanket over you as he presses one long, feather light kiss onto the tip of your nose. 

How when he’s desperate for you, he’ll start off by kissing your neck, going up quickly to your jaw, your chin, the corners of your lips before your lips both finally meet. It’s lust filled yet romantic, slow yet fast, intense yet passionate—every emotion all swirled into one as his lips move against yours, almost like a fiery dance that doesn’t miss a step. Malleus will move up and down your neck, light bites peppered across your skin and on your swollen lips. Kisses that leave you breathless and weak at the knees. 

Kissing Malleus is like a kiss in an old movie. It’s old fashioned, complex, passionate, and something that can completely sweep your off of your feet in a moment’s notice. They’re longing and desperate—so full of love that you’re quite sure you could burst. They’re hypnotizing; almost so addicting that you’re constantly craving more.

Kissing Malleus is perfect; a kiss so full of love that it feels like it could only happen once in a lifetime. 

A/N: Okay I am so desperately in love with this man that I’m sure I’m projecting, but I HAD to do something tender and romantic for him and dkjfhkdhf I almost wanted to cry when I started writing it. Ugh, why can’t he be real 😭 I am planning to do something like this for Azul next, but I’m open to more suggestions for characters if anyone has any! Now…brb while I go imagine all of this myself and have my heart burst 🖤 also this isn’t edited because I wrote it in a random burst of inspiration, whoops

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Malleus, we all love you, but WOW are you a dumbass. Then again, that's part of why you're so loveable.

Hii! I just had an idea that I just randomly thought and wanted to share it with you HAHAHAHAH what if Malleus will have an opportunity to get to taste our famous Filipino street food which is Ice Scramble (Iskrambol)? I think he would love it +0+

Actually, rather than the dairy queen type of ice cream, Malleus' favorite is directly stated to be shaved ice in the JP ver.

So yes, he'd guzzle that pink mf so fast he'd beat a toilet bowl in a water sucking competition. A cart full of this thing? Practically only a glass for him.

He'd inhale that in 30 seconds and he'd suddenly feel weirder and sicker with each minute that passes. You would be the first to realize that he's severely overhydrated so now you're hand feeding him SALT to dehydrate this water balloon of an idiot dragon. His pee would be freaking PINK you'd think a unicorn drowned in the damn toilet.

He'd still get some the next day though, only this time he's banned from buying out the entire stock.

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some more super quick episode 6 stuff. :U I 100% unironically love green goblin Idia, his shapes are so good! he’s so POINTY! I want to shrink him down to fork size and eat salad with him. (and I hope I’m not the only one who got a kick out of the little high-pitched “Aah!” every time Ortho got zapped. what a cute giant monster boy.)

plus a little bonus meta

Yuu: Hey, Tsunotaruo?

Malleus: Yes, Child of Man?

Yuu: How come I'm the only one that you refer to as "Child of Man" even though there's other humans in Night Raven College as well?

Malleus: They all may be a child of man, but they're not my child of man.

Yuu: O-Oh... *Blushes*

Malleus: *Is now smirking*

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