Malleus, we all love you, but WOW are you a dumbass. Then again, that's part of why you're so loveable.
Hii! I just had an idea that I just randomly thought and wanted to share it with you HAHAHAHAH what if Malleus will have an opportunity to get to taste our famous Filipino street food which is Ice Scramble (Iskrambol)? I think he would love it +0+
Actually, rather than the dairy queen type of ice cream, Malleus' favorite is directly stated to be shaved ice in the JP ver.
So yes, he'd guzzle that pink mf so fast he'd beat a toilet bowl in a water sucking competition. A cart full of this thing? Practically only a glass for him.
He'd inhale that in 30 seconds and he'd suddenly feel weirder and sicker with each minute that passes. You would be the first to realize that he's severely overhydrated so now you're hand feeding him SALT to dehydrate this water balloon of an idiot dragon. His pee would be freaking PINK you'd think a unicorn drowned in the damn toilet.
He'd still get some the next day though, only this time he's banned from buying out the entire stock.
Wtf, I'm about to cry now!
Thank you so much humbuns for hosting this wonderful event! Again, I'm so sorry for not noticing the change in the deadline & I'm extremely grateful that you added my entry!
After 4 weeks and 100+ submissions later, the Flowers for Malleus birthday collab event is finally here on this special day! đ đźđżđˇ
I canât believe this collab has gotten way out of hand but I highly suggest everyone to look underneath the #flowersformalleus tag to support all those who joined (and any last minute submissions)!! It was stressful at the end but I had so much fun! Happy Birthday to the only character ever!!
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When are you going to do the part 2 of the fae snowy celebrations
I'll probably work on the rough draft for part 2 tomorrow or some time this week. I'm going back to college for winter classes on Jan. 3, so I've still got some time.
I'm honestly happy it got as much engagement as it did. It's got 64 notes as of the typing of this reply. I would've continued the series even if it wasn't so well received because I like the MalleYuu ship. Plus, I wanna keep making fanfics to improve my storytelling ability.
Also, since I've spontaneously came up with this idea, Idk how many parts it's gonna have. Maybe it'll have at least three, but I can't promise you all that. I'll see what happens later on this week.
Hello everyone, it's Akihiko here. I've been thinking of whether to put this up, but I decided to anyway since the future of this blog rests on it.
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I have to admit, making my works into English takes effort because English is not my first language AND I initially make my drafts into Japanese, one of my mother tongues then translate them for this blog.
Especially for those who really enjoy my content, seeing it on other sites hurts my extra efforts to run this English blog on top of my home life, health, study and work.
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Doing my part by reblogging.
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Characters: Malleus, (Y/n) (gender neutral), Grim & Lilia
Pairing: Malleus x (Y/n) (gender neutral)
Word count: +1K
Warnings: Mentions of poverty & neglect
Author's note: This is my first ever fanfic, but I'm certain y'all are gonna love it! I'd like to give thanks to a friend of mine on Discord for suggesting the title via Discord because lord knows I can't come up with creative titles. ALSO, PLEASE tag anyone (with their consent ofc) who'd be potentially interested in this story, especially people who like MalleYuu.
Christmas break has arrived for the students at Night Raven College. Every student expressed their joy knowing that they donât have to read a single damn textbook for some time. Some considered traveling to another country, some were wanting to spend some quality time with their families & some preferred playing video games in their room all day. Unfortunately for (Y/n), they had none of those privileges. Instead, theyâll just have to survive the harsh winter as best as they could. They were fortunate enough to have the ghosts & Grim around to keep them company.
As for Malleus, he wasnât neither thrilled nor upset about returning to his home for the holidays. As much as he appreciates Lilia, Sebek & Silverâs company, he wishes he could make some fond memories with someone new, someone who doesnât fear him⌠Thatâs when he realized something! (Y/n) fulfilled both of those requirements!
Seeing Malleusâs face suddenly light up caused Lilia to appear by his side. âWhatâs on your mind, Malleusâ asked Lilia. He already knew Malleus was thinking about (Y/n), but he still wanted to see his joyous expression that appeared once in a blue moon.
âLilia. Go see if (Y/n) has any plans for this Christmas break. If not, please inform them that theyâre invited to stay at the castleâ Malleus requested.
âFufu. As you wishâ chuckled Lilia before teleporting to the Ramshackle dorm. After knocking at the front door & shouting âPrefect! Are you there,â he only waited for a few seconds before (Y/n) answered the door.
âHi, Lilia! Come inside. Itâs getting cold alreadyâ requested (Y/n). They were preparing for the harsh winter by washing their warmest clothes & thickest blankets, gathering firewood & so on & so forth. It was precisely because of their preparations that they were caught off guard by Liliaâs arrival. âIâm sorry that I canât offer you anything to eat or drink, Liliaâ (Y/n) lamented. âIâm gathering anything I can for Grim & I to survive this winter. I heard that itâs gonna be a harsh one.â
âNo need to worry, (Y/n)â replied Lilia as he waved his hand. âI came here on behalf of Lord Malleus. He wanted me to inquire you about your plans for this Christmas break. It seems that you lack any, yes?â
(Y/n) lowered their head in shame. âThatâs unfortunately right. But why does Tsunotarou want to know about thatâ asked (Y/n) without trying not to cry. The thought of not being able to open presents, eat plenty of good food & create fond memories thatâll be remembered for years to come left them in a state of mental anguish.
âWell, wellâ said Lilia with a chuckle. âFortunately for you my lord wanted to let you know that youâve been invited to stay at his castle for this Christmas break. Do you accept the invitation or not?â
(Y/n) looked at Lilia with a look of genuine shock & surprise. They get to stay at an actual castle?! In their mind, it would be stupid to not accept the invitation since theyâd be living in much better conditions than in the Ramshackle dorm. âYes! Yes, I accept the invitation! Iâll tell Grim the news right awayâ exclaimed (Y/n). They haphazardly threw on their jacket & ran outside to call for Grim who was collecting sticks for firewood. âGRIM! GRIM, COME INSIDE! IâVE GOT GOOD NEWS!â
He ran toward (Y/n) with a few sticks in his mouth & spat them out by the time he was at the front door. âIt better be that I donât have to collect any more sticksâ complained Grim. Even though (Y/n) collected some firewood, they asked Grim to help gather some more. He was, of course, annoyed that he had to do manual labor, but seeing them do so much to prepare for the harsh, winter cold made him felt a tinge of guilt. Plus, he knew the Ramshackle ghosts & (Y/n) would give him hell for not helping the latter out.
After ushering Grim inside, (Y/n) shuts the door with a large grin across their face. âWeâre staying at Tsunotarouâs place this Christmas break! Can you believe it? We donât have to wonder if weâre going to eat or not! Weâll only have to think about what we want to eat!â
After seeing Lilia nod, Grimâs eyes widened. âDoes this mean I can have as many deluxe canned tunas as I want?! Any meal that Iâve ever wanted to try, I can have?!â
âThatâs right. I also want to let you both know that you have the rest of this day to pack all of your personal items,â said Lilia.
Suddenly, (Y/n) & Grim panic. It was already afternoon & they didnât have a travel suitcase. There could be one somewhere in the Ramshackle dorm, but it would take way too long to find it.
Seeing their panicked faces amused Lilia greatly. âOh, I was messing with you two. Weâre heading to the Hall of Mirrors to arrive at his castle tomorrow morning. If you guys want, Iâll also lend you a travel suitcase so you could quickly pack your items.â
âLilia! You nearly gave us a heart attackâ screeched (Y/n).
âYeah, I was worried that I wouldnât have enough time to get readyâ yelled Grim.
Now Lilia couldnât hold back his laughter. He knew that he could scare them by saying theyâd have less than a day to get everything ready, but seeing their legs nearly give out was not what he anticipated. The look of dread on their faces was just icing on the cake. âAlright, alright. Iâll head back to my dorm & get the travel suitcase for you.â
After Lilia teleported back to the Diasomnia dorm, Malleus was quickly informed of the good news. âTo think that my dearest Child of Man will be staying at my castle for this Christmas break. How shall I spend time with them? Should I show them my rose garden? Should I show them some of the beautiful scenery that the Valley of Thorns has to offer? I cannot wait for them to arrive at the Hall of Mirror tomorrow morningâ Malleus thought to himself. The immense wave of euphoria had him oblivious to the fact that he was shaking on the spot.
Speaking of Lilia, he was having a field day. Not only did he scare the living daylights out of both (Y/n) & Grim, but heâs also getting to see the Malleus Draconia behave like a child (Malleus is still a child in his mind). He knew that this Christmas break would be an interesting one.
As he was on his way to get that travel suitcase for (Y/n) & Grim, he thought about what the former had said earlier. To think that they genuinely thought of going into starvation broke his heart. Just how neglectful to those two can the headmaster be?! Before finding what he was looking for, Lilia rubbed his face while sighing heavily. He could only hope that (Y/n) & Grim could stay at the castle for more than just Christmas break.
Reblogging this in case I ever decide to go camping.
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