Dagur: Dangerous Roomies? Hiccups Big Brothers? THAT'S US!!!!

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Eret: Aaawww, you're precious to me too❤️

Eret: Also you have good skills capturing my better photos! I know it's not easy to time me for a good photo where I don't look face twisted or dumb, so I appreciate your talent.

He’s like generally so precious to me

Is there something that all of you find precious that you guys fight over all the time while trying to not break it?

Also, 🍉🍉🍉, for all yall ^^

-watermeloon

Viggo: Usually the laptop, the remote-

Dagur:-cookies, last pizza slice, Hiccup-

Eret:-the blanket that one time, bathroom....

Dagur: Oh yeah, definitely the bathroom.

Viggo: I'd appreciate if Dagur would keep the sink hairless when he shaves.

Dagur: We're at least not locked there for 2 hours and playing music there.

Eret: I do that sometimes. You then bang on the door to stop me from singing.

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The guys thank you greatly for the watermelons! Dagur and Eret are going to plant them for the hot summer! There's nothing better than a watermelon in hot day 😁

Viggo might cook something from them or make himself some fancy drink so he's grateful too ❤️

Freckles, who's there often (unfortunately for Eret) had a bite too.

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What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?

Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?

Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.

Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.

Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.

ERET.

Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???

Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.

Dagur: Hey, how's it-

Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.

Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.

Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.

Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Dumbest scar stories?

Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.

Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!

Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.

Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.

Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!

Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.

Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?

Eret: Yes?

Viggo: This is gonna be good.

Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.

Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.

Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.

Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.

Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!

Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.

Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.

Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.

Viggo:................

Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!

Viggo: You made that up, right?

Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.

Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!

Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!

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Hewwo! Could I request Eret as Kea?

Fun facts:

- This parrot is from a New Zealand and is a second parrot there. Another one is Kakapo

- They are omnivore so their diet has more options than regular parrots. They even hunt, hence why their beak is so different from other parrots!

- Keas are very smart and playful creatures that roll snow into balls and play with them on the mountains.

- In their sanctuary they are taught to recognize which color goes to which in an exchange for a treat.

dagur,do you want kids with mala

Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.

Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.

Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.