Like Yes Things Suck But At Least Ur Not 15 Again

Hahahah aaahhh HAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

lil guy

sentinel would be that person at night with lights as bright as the sun

missed calls

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

trying to recover from a teenage brain that formed during the self-deprecating meme era of the internet 

right now my entire fyp on tumblr is many many posts about roe v wade

but once you scroll past that it’s literally just.. all batman x riddler

and then Dracula Daily

what kind of hell scape is this place

TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower