Sentinel Would Be That Person At Night With Lights As Bright As The Sun

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

scout who is in fact not sneaky and instead kills 83 people

guys im a little worried my good friend Jonathan didn’t send me an email I fear his host may have killed and/or eaten him

I absolutely agree. I understand the afterglow of having someone famous who does something really great for the queer community but eventually we need to realize that he really isn’t perfect, he isn’t the messiah, and he probably isn’t going to make Thor: love and thunder some great gay and anti-toxic-masculinity movie. It’s just not realistic

the way tumblr is treating taika waititi is so fucking annoying he won't fix the mcu he won't make hollywood gay he's one guy. he didnt even make ofmd. like i absolutely get liking the shit he makes i love it too!! im even gonna subject myself to an mcu movie and watch thor 4 coz i like his style so much!!! but people neeed to stop putting celebs on pedestals like this because sooner or later he WILL fuck up and do something that'll immediately make everyone label him problematic coz he's just some guy!!! like he's a real human being holy shit why do we have to do this with a new man every month.

Your dog will go to hell.

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

villain songs are always so good cos they all use evil beats and evil instruments which all sound amazing

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

lil guy

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