God, I Can't Tell You How Much The "there's Not Enough Enrichment In My Enclosure" Joke Has Helped My

searing in his gaze.

tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

missed calls

scout who is in fact not sneaky and instead kills 83 people

if you guys love older queer people you’d LOVE Our Flag Means Death

#they're married okay

Do you guys ever get so inspired by people’s art that you get intimidated to start drawing 😖

I wanna improve my style so bad but oh my GOD that feels like an impossible ask

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lil guy