Trying To Recover From A Teenage Brain That Formed During The Self-deprecating Meme Era Of The Internet 

i want to be sexy pretty but not for the assholes at school but for the random people on the street and occasional homosexual

Amen to that little dude

tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

i think it’s kinda funny how I’ll start arguments or I’ll be mad at people and when they actually get mad back I’m like

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

lil guy

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

original

TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower