Hahahah Aaahhh HAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH

ITS SO SOFT THO AND SO ROUND LIKE WHY WOULD I NOT LIKE HOLDING IT

holding my boob for emotional support

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

enough forehead kisses and grilled cheese reblog to give a handjob and a bump of coke to the person you reblogged this from

lil guy

This is literally the definition of queer baiting

Yeah

like yes things suck but at least ur not 15 again

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

AND IM DOIN IT

pov he’s asking you to jump in again

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc