genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
It came on my dash for the second time, so I Had to reblog.
The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
Chonky boy
Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this
How I just love puns and bad jokes.
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
i feel so completely directionless
You turn off the light, cats light up the space
The magpie who fishes stars
Kermi
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