How I just love puns and bad jokes.
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Glad to have not seen these around where I live. Go Sonic! > :}
The headlines and anecdotes being shared about Tesla dealerships and cyber trucks getting wrecked and vandalized are all very enjoyable and revitalizing.
If you want to repost this one anywhere, feel free! Credit me where and when you can, but it's all good even if you can't.
You turn off the light, cats light up the space
chickens in love
Someone should write a 'humansnare space orcs' post featuring this bird. Maybe an 'earth is space Australia' one, or 'Earth id a deathworld'.
Dude has a death wish
People need to hear this, it may make someone's day.
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i feel so completely directionless
Sometimes life feels like watching an episode of a show without watching the previous episodes first, while the show is based on a book you haven't read.
And you don't know what's happening, you don't understand where the narrative is going, what the show is about, what the moral is supposed to be, don't know what the people went through, and it makes you feel lost and you're not sure how you should act or what to say.
ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait