Kermi

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

inspired by a friend misspeaking

Kitties

When I came on Tumblr, I didn't think I'd see so much poetry. But I think that's just fine.

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

owls + apples 🍎

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FISH CAN'T SIN POST!

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

People need to hear this, it may make someone's day.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.