"women Are Always Like—"

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

When I came on Tumblr, I didn't think I'd see so much poetry. But I think that's just fine.

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

The magpie who fishes stars

inspired by a friend misspeaking

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait

owls + apples 🍎

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

It came on my dash for the second time, so I Had to reblog.

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)