I just found the best fucking ao3 tag that isn't an official ao3 tag.
"god if youre watching i plead oopsie daisy"
I am beat. Dead. Expired via laughter induced asphyxiation.
Imma use this everyrytime I comit something I should regret but I don't. Not really.
Nice enablement of chaos.
Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.
Just watched Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind.
If I am anymore especific it would be spoiler-y so I will restrict to this: when the ashes ascended and a snowstorm hit was the moment I consciously acknowledge the fact that if I had a tail it would be wagging at Mach 1 — the maniacal giggly energy that washed my being was bitch puppy worthy.
My halloween one liner:
"I will NOT stand for this bullshit any longer, instead I will lay 6 feet under."
I dedicate this one liner to the entity that decided to make my phone completely freeze for a period of 1-2 minutes at EXACTLY 2:00 in the morning everyday without a hitch.
If there is no stablishment named Motel Kombat, it is a waste of a pun and obstruction of so many stupid jokes.
That is a thinly veiled threat if I ever saw one.
you can tell a lot about a person based off what fanfic’s they read & write
@high-bats
If you do it with love it will be: "cr‐unch~ <3".
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Uh, I—
(/'^-^)/*°.•☆° 《I have no defense so I will just add text sparkles and emotes.》*★.°•\(^-^'\)
I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case
"The collective of crows shouldn't be murder, but, instead, crowd."
1: Yeah, yeah, finish boning your apple tea and lets get the fuck out of here."
2: That is not-
1: I know and I don't care. So finish fucking your food and let's get the fuck out of here.
2: You mean "finish your fucking food".
1: Did I stutter?
I will be never unnotice that DP stands for both Deadpool and Double Penetration.
I decided to unnecessarily share this with the class.
P.S.: I just realized it works for Deep Penetration, Damp Penetration, Dagger Penetration, D-word Penetration. YOU NAME IT. FUCK.
"Sorry, I have this irreverent need to find humor in everything because life is hard and very much into painal."
(17/08/2024) P.S.: What the fuck was I on?
the blog of a sadistic aroace with Autism I, ADHD, and Bipolar Disorder
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