1: Yeah, Yeah, Finish Boning Your Apple Tea And Lets Get The Fuck Out Of Here."

My halloween one liner:

"I will NOT stand for this bullshit any longer, instead I will lay 6 feet under."

I dedicate this one liner to the entity that decided to make my phone completely freeze for a period of 1-2 minutes at EXACTLY 2:00 in the morning everyday without a hitch.

I just remembered something, the first time I had sleep paralisis I didn't panic with the pressure on my chest because I thought it was Maia. Though I did panic a bit when I tried to move my arm to pet her and then it was all downhill. Back then I didn't even know what sleep paralisis was.

Anyway, she is my fluffy sleep paralisis demon. Sleep paralisis can't scare me anymore because from now on it's just Maia coming from the beyond to visit me and making me keep my hands to myself so I don't snuggle her into second death.

Though crying and not being able to wipe my face might be slightly annoying.

A, 28/06/2024

Nice enablement of chaos.

Reddit started removing moderators from protesting subreddits, so /r/PoliticalHumor just made all their over one million subscribers moderators.

Now close it :)

I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case

Same joke, three takes. Personaly I prefer Take 2.

Take 2: "Cut it off? I never said I would cut off his d*** to shove it down his throat. Nooooo, I'm just gonna make an art piece inspired on The Human Centipede with that f***er as medium. Creative liberties included."

Take 3: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna produce a kinky Human-Centipede-themed porn starring that a**hole and that a**hole only. No biggie."

Take 1: "Cut it off? Who said anything about cutting it off? Noooo, I'm just gonna direct a low budget comemorative horror porn edition short of most memorable moment of The Human Centipede starring that a**hole and that a**hole only!"

The takes are in my order of preference.

(17/08/2024) Edit: Oh, God, why was I so fucking cringe.

OMFG THIS TAG IS FOR REAL: Please Ryan Reynolds don't read this

It's freaking real. WTF?

LMAO

I CAN'T.

It's an OFFICIAL TAG.

I don't know why this would trigger a dopamine release in my brain, but it did.

I am smiling like a fool, damn it.

This might be the coolest fanfic I've laid my eyes upon, up to date: 364 & A Wake Up

Hell, this is better than some canon stuff I've read.

Shit, and this hasn't been updated for almost a whole year. Damn it, I respect all reasons for that cause it's not my place to ever act like a spoiled brat and try to tell people what to do with their time. But DAMN IT. My experience tells me that the chances of this being completed are low.

Fuck, there is a number of reasons I mostly go for completed works only. Shit fuck damn it.

So I am here to cry about because I didn't obey my own anti-disappointment rules. But FUCK I can't bring my self to regret it. It's good.

I can see this becoming a official universe lovingly nicknamed BS universe you read, you know and becoming a damned hit 'cause it has a damn interesting plotline, character portrail is pretty good, interactions are awesome, and it's the crossover event "I didn't know I needed".

What thE FUCK?!

I will now fuck off to the sunset or whatever the fuck I come up with to get over the fact that I won't be seeing this be completed.

A team with Rain, Subzero, and Smoke should be called Triple Point.

@high-bats

If you do it with love it will be: "cr‐unch~ <3".

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Uh, I—

(/'^-^)/*°.•☆° 《I have no defense so I will just add text sparkles and emotes.》*★.°•\(^-^'\)

I put my perfect little guy in an earbuds case

That is a thinly veiled threat if I ever saw one.

you can tell a lot about a person based off what fanfic’s they read & write